um what?

dear myspace, please stop being a whore.


whoever wrote this is really speshul.

1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
Fake M.C.R fans know the chorus of Welcome to the Black Parade.

2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Ways brothers name.
Fake M.C.R fans don't know he has a brother.

3.Real M.C.R fans shout when one of their songs comes on.
Fake M.C.R fans calmly say "I love this song".

4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerards hair.
Fake M.C.R fans diss Gerards hair.

5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
Fake M.C.R fans know Gerard sings.

6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band have for an M.C.R concert or spend hours making one!.
Fake M.C.R fans wear black and think they match the band.

7.Real M.C.R fans know the names of their first two albums and songs off them
Fake M.C.R fans know "Im not Okay" and "Welcome to the Black Parade".

8.Real M.C.R fans were on the phone constantly on the week from the 25th of March to the 1st of april trying to get tickets to see them at the special gig in Koko.
Fake M.C.R fans didn't know they were singing at a special gig in koko.

9.Real M.C.R fans know where they come from.
Fake M.C.R fans say they're from America.

10.Real M.C.R fans know where they charted at with Famous Last Words.
Fake M.C.R fans heard the song on MTV.

11.Real M.C.R fans listen to The Black Parade the whole way through from start to end, without skipping tracks because they like them all!
Fake M.C.R fans like Welcome to the Black Parade.

12.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile !!!
Fake M.C.R fans have just realised what shit heads they are.



I GUESS JUST ENJOYING A BAND'S MUSIC DOESN'T MAKE YOU A FAN ANYMORE.